I feel so sad that my dear Patrick died even though it was his fault for wanting to ditch me and marry another woman. I did not know why I was so aggressive and just took out a lamb leg and killed him. Luckily, I could 'act' and therefore saved myself and my darling baby. I found the policemen quite hilarious as while I was sitting on the chair from the other room, I could hear them saying about having their one and only lead to the murder right under their noses, which was ironically true! In fact they were eating their own evidence. I was quite lucky to have put the leg of the lamb into the oven and cook it. I was also very lucky to have froze the lamb leg before whacking Patrick with it as if I had not, he would not have died and could have went off with the lecherous woman, then the only result would be his hair full of grease! That would be funny, to see my Patrick's hair all messed up. Now what I will have to do is to find another husband that will love me forever and will never leave nor forsake me. If not, I will kill him, like how I killed Patrick! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!
